Monday, 26 August 2013

A Hungry Crocodile

A hungry crocodile is waiting for his prey in a river.

An elephant comes to take bath.

"He is too big for me," says the crocodile. So he gives the elephant a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come.

The elephant tells the gorilla about the shampoo. So the gorilla goes to the river to take bath too.

"His meat is too hairy," says the crocodile. So he gives the gorilla a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come.

The gorilla tells the lion about the shampoo. So the lion goes to the river to take bath too.

"He is too strong for me," says the crocodile. So he gives the lion a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come.

The lion tells the hippo about the shampoo. So the hippo goes to the river to take bath too.

"He is too smelly for me," says the crocodile. So he gives the hippo a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come.

The hippo tells the rhino about the shampoo. So the rhino goes to the river to take bath too.

"His meat is too hard for me," says the crocodile. So he gives the rhino a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come.

The rhino tells the giraffe about the shampoo. So the giraffe goes to the river to take bath too.

"He is too tall for me," says the crocodile. So he gives the giraffe a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come.

The giraffe tells the turtle about the shampoo. So the turtle goes to the river to take bath too.

"I can't eat his shell," says the crocodile. So he gives the elephant a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come. This is the last bottle of shampoo that he has.

The turtle tells the frog about the shampoo. So the frog goes to the river to take bath too.

Finally the crocodile eats the frog while he is taking bath.

But he still feels hungry...

Friday, 23 August 2013

House Fly And Cow

A house fly sees a cow is working very hard with the farmer, he feels sad about the cow. He flies to the cow and says, "Do you want to be a house fly? You won't need to work and has no problem of finding food to eat."

The cow agrees. The house fly gives his saliva to the cow to eat, and in a few seconds the cow turns into a house fly.

The house fly bring the cow (now is also house fly) to eat some shit from a dog. The cow almost vomits, "You eat this kind of things? My God! I won't want to eat!"

"Fine."

The house fly brings the cow fly into a human house. They fly into the kitchen where a human is preparing delicious food.

"You like these nice foods?" asks the house fly.

The cow is delighted with the food and starts to land on it and eat. But the human immediately takes out a house fly racket and starts to hit them.

The cow is scared and quickly flies away.

"What is the fun being a house fly but can't enjoy food and life? I would rather to be a cow, to work hard with human, being respected by them."

So the cow decides to changes back to cow again. 

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

Tiger King III

One day, there is a hunter coming into the jungle killing a lot of animals with his gun. The animals go to their King to ask for help.

"Don't go, father! The hunter is going to kill you," shouts the young tiger.

"My son, you don't just be the King, enjoy all the glory without any resposibility. You want to be King, you have to do what King suppose to do," says the old tiger.

The old tiger decides to go and fight with the hunter. Before he goes, he asks the young tiger to come forward, "I think you are ready to be a King now. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. This is my last lesson for you."

The old tiger finds the hunter in the jungle. He follows the hunter quietly, waiting for a chance. Finally the chance has come. The hunter is standing near a cliff, wanting to shoot an orang utan down from a tree.

So the old tiger jumps towards the hunter. They both fall down from the cliff...

Tuesday, 20 August 2013

Baby Stork

A mummy stork delivers a baby stork. Everyday, the mummy stork catches fish in the river to feed her baby. The baby grows bigger and bigger, becomes young stork.

One day, the mummy stork wants to teach the young stork to catch fish in the river.

"I don't want. I want you to catch for me," says the lazy young stork.

One day, while the mummy stork is looking for fish in the river, a crocodile bites her leg, drags herdown into the river and eats her.

The young stork is very sad that his mummy is dead. He is more sad that he has to find the food himself now. But he doesn't know know to catch fish.

The young stork goes to the river and try to catch fish. But the fish swim very fast that he can't catch any of them.

A frog passes by sees it and says, "Why don't you ask other storks to teach you?"

But the young, stubborn stork is just too proud to ask for help. In the end, he is starved to death.  

Tiger King II

There is a fiece, powerful wolf from the jungle hears that the old King is dead and the jungle is now ruled by a young, naive King.

"I'll go to challenge him," says the wolf to himself. He sees no reason why he can't be the King, as he is stronger, wiser and more powerful than the young tiger.

So the wolf goes to see the young tiger and invites him to have a fight. The tiger is so scared of the wolf. He turns down the invitaton to fight.

The wolf comes to the tiger's house and laughs loudly, "Coward! If you can't fight with me, let me be the King!"

Before the young tiger can say anything, the wolf jumps to him and starts to fight with him. The wolf scratches the tiger with his sharp paws, until the tiger is hurt and bleeding.

"I'm going to die," thinks the young tiger.

Just before the young tiger faints, he sees his father is back. The old tiger rescues the young tiger from being killed by the wolf. The wolf quickly runs away when he sees the old tiger.

"Father? I thought you are dead," says the young tiger.

"I fell into the river."

The young tiger asks for the forgiveness from his father. He is deeply regretted with what he has done to his father. He knows he is not ready yet to be the King. He promises his father that he will train and prepare himself harder.

Monday, 19 August 2013

Tiger King

In a jungle, lives a strong tiger. He is the King of the jungle. All the animals are protected under him.

The tiger has a son. The father always tells his son to prepare himself to be the next King. However, the son can't wait longer to the King, he wants it to happen immediately.

One day, the father and the son are walking on a mountain.

"Look at my kingdom, son. You will be King one day. So prepare yourself for that," says the father.

However, the son is tired of listening to that. He decides to do something in order to be king, something very unfilial.

While walking down the mountain, the son suddenly pushes his father down from the mountain. The father falls down into the valley.

The next day, he declares himself as a new King of the jungle. He is happy now.