Wednesday, 26 February 2014

Naughty Elephant

In the jungle, there is one naughter elephant who always makes fun of others.

One day, he thinks of a new idea to make fun. He paints his long trunk into green colour, makes it look like snake. Then he goes to look for victims.

The elephant sees a deer is drinking water by the river. He quietly approaches the deer and puts his trunk on the deer's neck. From the water reflection, the deer sees a python is climbing up his neck. The deer shouts and shouts and jumps into the river.

The elephant laughs at the deer. The deer is angry with him.

The elephant then passes by a gorilla's house and sees the gorilla is reading book by the window. The elephant goes close the the window, puts his trunk slowly into the window and makes some hzzz hzzz sounds.

The gorilla is shocked to see a big python climbing into his house. He immediately goes to get a big grass cutter scissors. He hides behind the window and quietly places the scissors on the python. Then with all his energy, he cuts the python into two pieces.

"Bump!"

The gorrila suddenly hears a loud sound. When he looks out the window, he sees an elephant fainted outside his window, with a lot of blood flowing out from a broken trunk...

Lion & Bird

(This story was told by Joanne)

There is a bird looking for warm in the jungle. Suddenly, a lion passes by.

The bird asks the lion, "Do you have any baby at home?" The lion answers no.

The lion asks the bird, "How about you?" The birds says she has two baby birds at home.

The lion then puts a poisonous flower at the back of the bird while she is looking for worm.

After the bird find some worms, she flies back. When she reaches home, the smell of poisonous flower kills the mummy bird.

The lion who follows the bird then asks giraffe to take down the two baby birds and eats them.

(Ask: Why the babies aren't killed by flower?)

(Joanne: Because of the wind direction. The wind blows in such the way only the mummy smells it but the babies don't)

(Ask: Why the lion doesn't eat the mummy bird?)

(Joanne: Because the mummy is poisoned, so the body is poisonous already.)

(I forgot to ask why the lion doesn't eat the giraffe.)

Monday, 24 February 2014

Mouse Trap

A farmer lives with a chicken, pig and cow. One day, a mouse comes to the farmer's house and decides to stay there. The mouse becomes good friends with the chicken, pig and cow.

As the mouse eats a lot of farmer's food, such as cakes, rice, fruits and biscuits, the farmer becomes very angry and decides to catch the mouse. So the farmer goes to the town and buy a big mouse trap.

When the mouse sees the mouse trap brought back by the farmer, he is very nervous. The mouse asks for help from his friends.

Chicken, "Mouse trap? It is for you, hahah!"

Pig, "Not my business!"

Cow, "Well, I can't help my friend!"

The mouse is disappointed with his friends.

That night, the farmer puts the mouse trap at the corner of the house. In the middle of the night, he hears some noise from the mouse trap, so he decides to go and see. Wihtout swiching on the light, the farmer lifts up the mouse trap. But it is a snake being trapped by the mouse trap and the snake bites the farmer's hand.

Thinking that the snake might be poisonous, the farmer immediately rushes to the hospital. The doctor says that it is not poisonous, just that the farmer has lost quite a lot of blood. The doctor advises him to drink some chicken soup for better recovery of his hand.

The next day, the farmer kills the chicken and cooks it for the chicken soup. After few days, the famer goes to see doctor again.

Doctor, "You are getting better now. But you need to eat more meat so that your body is stronger."

So the farmer goes back and kills the pig for the meat.

After one week, the farmer is fully recovered. He invites all his friends to celebrate with him. So he kills the cow and prepares a nice meal for his friends.

The mouse has lost all his friends because of the mouse trap...

Wednesday, 5 February 2014

Dragon Dance

Long ago, a monster lion came out of jungle every 365 days. He would go around the villages, catching the villagers and animals, eating them all. All the people were scared of that monster lion.

This year, again the monster lion came out to eat people. There was group of brave boys who came out an idea to make a big fake dragon to scare off the lion.

The monster lion was shocked to see a big dragon flying around the village and quickly ran back into the jungle.

Since then, whenever monster lion came out, the villagers would do the dragon dance to scare off the lion. After a few years, the monster lion never came out anymore. Some of the villagers began to miss the lion, so they built a fake lion and danced it together with fake dragon that they made to scare the lion.

Lion Dance

Long ago, a monster lion came out of jungle every 365 days. He would go around the villages, catching the villagers and animals, eating them all. All the people were scared of that monster lion.

This year, again the monster lion came out to eat people. There was one brave boy who tried to use fire to burn the monster lion. But the monster lion was not scared of fire. The boy then quickly dropped down his fire and ran away. Coincidently, the fire was dropped at bamboo. When the fire burnt the bamboo, it made some explosive sounds. The monster lion was shocked and qcuikly ran back into the jungle.

Since then, whenever monster lion came out, the villagers would burnt the bamboo to scare off the monster lion. After a few years, the monster lion never came out anymore. Some of the villagers began to miss the lion, so they built a fake lion and danced it. While dancing it, some villagers burnt the bamboo to make some explosive sounds.

Monday, 27 January 2014

Toys

One day, a teddy bear toy prays to God to give him life. God grants his prayer.

The teddy bear is happy and jumps up and down. He walks away from the master's house and goes into a jungle.

Soon, he feels hungry. He starts to look for food but can't find any. He feels painful to be a real bear.

He makes another prayer to becomes toy again.

He is back in a toy box.

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One day, a dinosaur toy prays to God to give him life. God grants his prayer.

Immediately after he becomes real dinosaur, he destroys the buildings and vehicles. He feels he is so strong.

Soon, some soldiers come with powerful tranquilizer gun. The dinosaur is then caught and put in a big cage, in a zoo. Everyday, a lot people come to see him.

The dinosaur wants to becomes toy again so he prays to God.

He is back in a toy box.

A Greedy Fisherman

One day, a poor fisherman goes to catch some fish in the sea. He tries for the whole day, but doesn't manage to catch any fish. Thinking about his three little children at home waiting for him to buy some rice and milk powder, the poor fisherman starts to cry.

Suddenly, a magic fish comes out from the water and asking him what happen. The fisherman tells the fish about his problem. The magic fish teaches him some spells with can attract fish. But the spell can only last for one day.

Since then, whenever the fisherman syas the spell, his net will be full of fish. The poor fisherman is happy and goes home with lots of fish. He is happy that he can sell the fish to buy some rice and milk powder for his children.

Another greedy fisherman goes to catch fish in the sea. The greedy fisherman works for the whole day but doesn't catch any fish. Thinking about no money to go gambling, the greedy fisherman starts to cry.

Again, the magic fish comes out and teaches him the magic spell. The magic fish also mentions that the spell can only work for one day.

The greedy fisherman is happy when he manages to catch a lot of fish. Soon, his boat is full of fish. But thinking about the spell only lasts for a day, the greedy fisherman continues to catch more fish. He doesn't reliases that his boat is sinking.

Finally, the greedy fisherman's boat capsizes and he is drowned in the sea.