Thursday, 29 August 2013

Frog As Pet

One day, Joanne catches a baby frog and puts it in the bottle and brings it home. The frog becomes her new pet.

The daddy and mummy frogs wait anxiously but their baby frog never comes back. So they decide to go and look for him.

They manage to follow the smell and come to Joanne's house. They wait until everyone is asleep and they go into the house to rescue the baby frog.

They find the baby frog in a bottle, They open the cap and let the baby frog to come out. But the baby frog doesn't want to come out.

"I don't want to go home now. She gives me a lot of mosquitoes to eat. Wait for few more days, after I enjoy eating all the mosquitoes then I'll go home," says the baby frog.

The daddy and mummy frogs are very sad. They have no choice but go home. After a week time, they come back again.

This time, the baby frog is willing to go home. However, when he tries to come out from the bottle, he finds that he has grown bigger and fatter. He can't go through the bottle hole anymore. The frog grows bigger and bigger and finally dies in the bottle.

Joanne's new pet - frog

Two Cows

A farmer has two cows. They help the farmer to pull wagon to the market everyday. The wagon is very heavy, as the farmer puts all the vegetables, fruits, rice, meats, etc to sell them at the market.

One day, the two cows have a quarrel. They refuse to work together. So one cow pulls the wagon to the left, and the other pulls to the right.

The wagon doesn't go very far, so the farmer is angry with the cows and don't give them food to eat.

The next day, same thing happen. The cows don't manage to pull the wagon to the market.

The farmer gets angry with the cows. He decides to kill one of them and eats it.

Now the other cow has no choice but to pull the wagon by himself everyday. The wagon is heavy, and the cow has to work very hard. How he wish to have another cow to share the burden.

"If only I don't quarrel with my friend, then we can pull it together."

But it is too late...

Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Tailless Monkey

This is the first day monkey goes to school. He doesn't like it, as everybody in the school laughs at his long tail.

"Mummy, I want to get rid of my tail. They all laugh at my long ugly tail," cries the monkey.

"My dear, your tail is the gift from God."

The monkey decides to see the doctor bear.

"Can you help to cut off my tail?" asks the monkey.

The doctor bear thinks for a while, "I can give you $5000 to cut your tail."

The monkey is so surprised! He doesn't expect to get monkey by cutting off his tail. But he agrees to let the doctor to do the operation.

Before the bear starts the operation, he calls another monkey whose tail has been pulled off while running away from tiger. He is happy to find a replacement for his tail. He pays the $5000 to the young monkey.

So the doctor transfers the tail from young monkey to the injured monkey.

"Mummy, see I got a lot of money!"

But mummy is so angry that the young monkey has sold his tail. "You will be regret."

The young monkey starts to regret. He used to use his tail to swing from tree to tree, but he can't do that now. Instead, he always fail down from the tree as he doesn't have the tail to balance him up while climbing the tree.

The young monkey bring the $5000 back to the doctor bear and requests to buy back the tail.

"I can't find that monkey who bought your tail anymore."

Cat And Monkey

The master leaves his cat at home, while he is traveling around the world. The cat is veru hungry and has not been eating for 3 days. Finally, the cat decides to go out and look for food, instead of waiting for his master to come back.

The cat comes to a river and sees a lot of fish inside the river. As he can't swim, he decides to get a fishing rod to catch the fish.

The cat has been lucky, he manages to fish a few fish from the river. He decides to take a break by lying on the tree trunk.

While the cat is taking nap, a naughty monkey climbs down from tree and steals the fish from his basket. The cat is surprised to find his fish are gone. He suspects someone has stolen the fish, so he decides to teach the thief a lesson.

This time, instead of fish, the cat tries to catch the crabs. He manages to catch a few crabs and puts them in the basket. He then pretends to take another nap.

The naughty monkey has finished all the fish, but he is still hungry. The monkey quietly goes to get more fish from the cat's basket. While he puts his hand into the basket, the crabs use their pincers to pinch the monkey's fingers.

"Ouchhh! My fingers!"

The cat has taught the monkey a good lesson. 

Monday, 26 August 2013

A Hungry Crocodile

A hungry crocodile is waiting for his prey in a river.

An elephant comes to take bath.

"He is too big for me," says the crocodile. So he gives the elephant a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come.

The elephant tells the gorilla about the shampoo. So the gorilla goes to the river to take bath too.

"His meat is too hairy," says the crocodile. So he gives the gorilla a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come.

The gorilla tells the lion about the shampoo. So the lion goes to the river to take bath too.

"He is too strong for me," says the crocodile. So he gives the lion a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come.

The lion tells the hippo about the shampoo. So the hippo goes to the river to take bath too.

"He is too smelly for me," says the crocodile. So he gives the hippo a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come.

The hippo tells the rhino about the shampoo. So the rhino goes to the river to take bath too.

"His meat is too hard for me," says the crocodile. So he gives the rhino a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come.

The rhino tells the giraffe about the shampoo. So the giraffe goes to the river to take bath too.

"He is too tall for me," says the crocodile. So he gives the giraffe a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come.

The giraffe tells the turtle about the shampoo. So the turtle goes to the river to take bath too.

"I can't eat his shell," says the crocodile. So he gives the elephant a bottle of shampoo, with the hope that other animal can come. This is the last bottle of shampoo that he has.

The turtle tells the frog about the shampoo. So the frog goes to the river to take bath too.

Finally the crocodile eats the frog while he is taking bath.

But he still feels hungry...

Friday, 23 August 2013

House Fly And Cow

A house fly sees a cow is working very hard with the farmer, he feels sad about the cow. He flies to the cow and says, "Do you want to be a house fly? You won't need to work and has no problem of finding food to eat."

The cow agrees. The house fly gives his saliva to the cow to eat, and in a few seconds the cow turns into a house fly.

The house fly bring the cow (now is also house fly) to eat some shit from a dog. The cow almost vomits, "You eat this kind of things? My God! I won't want to eat!"

"Fine."

The house fly brings the cow fly into a human house. They fly into the kitchen where a human is preparing delicious food.

"You like these nice foods?" asks the house fly.

The cow is delighted with the food and starts to land on it and eat. But the human immediately takes out a house fly racket and starts to hit them.

The cow is scared and quickly flies away.

"What is the fun being a house fly but can't enjoy food and life? I would rather to be a cow, to work hard with human, being respected by them."

So the cow decides to changes back to cow again. 

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

Tiger King III

One day, there is a hunter coming into the jungle killing a lot of animals with his gun. The animals go to their King to ask for help.

"Don't go, father! The hunter is going to kill you," shouts the young tiger.

"My son, you don't just be the King, enjoy all the glory without any resposibility. You want to be King, you have to do what King suppose to do," says the old tiger.

The old tiger decides to go and fight with the hunter. Before he goes, he asks the young tiger to come forward, "I think you are ready to be a King now. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. This is my last lesson for you."

The old tiger finds the hunter in the jungle. He follows the hunter quietly, waiting for a chance. Finally the chance has come. The hunter is standing near a cliff, wanting to shoot an orang utan down from a tree.

So the old tiger jumps towards the hunter. They both fall down from the cliff...