Cow & Deer

One day, both cow and deer are eating grass in a field. The deer doesn't like the cow as the cow is eating the grass quickly, as if this is his last meal.

"Hey, why do you eat in a hurry? Look at me, eating gently like a gentleman," laughs the deer.

But the cow keeps eating, without bothering the deer.

Suddenly, a tiger jumps out from the jungle. Both the cow and the deer run for their lives. They then run into a cave, using a big stone to block the entrance.

The tiger doesn't give up, he waits for the cow and deer outside the cave.

After few days, the deer is very hungry. He can't find any food inside the cave. When the deer sees the cow chewing, he is surprised.

"Where do you get the food?" asks the deer.

"I got it 3 days ago, in the same field that you were eating. I have 4 stomachs to store my food," laughs the cow.

Another few days later the deer dies of starving, and the cow still chwing his food from the stomach.

The tiger finally away, the cow manages to survive with his magic stomachs.

 

Magic Remote Control

One day, a boy picks up a new remote control on his way back from school. Coincidentally, his DVD remote control is broken. So he brings back the remote control, hoping that it is compatible with his DVD machine.

At home, the boy keeps pressing PLAY-PAUSE-PLAY-PAUSE, but nothing happen to the DVD machine. The boy knows that this remote control cannot be used for his DVD machine. Suddenly, his sister passing by in front of him while he presses PAUSE. All of the sudden, his sister pasuses in front of the boy, like a statue.

The boy is happy that the remote control is so magical. The next day he brings it to the school. While they are studying, there is a bad guy runs into their school with a machine gun! He wants to kipnap some children for the money!

All the children and teachers are shouting when seeing the masked bad guy. There is one teacher who wants to call the police, but then shot down by the bad guy.

The boy quietly takes out his magic remote control, points to the bad guy and presses PAUSE. The bad guy suddently standing still, without any movement.

"Call the police," shouts the boy to the teachers.

So the teachers call the police. When the police come to the school, the boy presses RESUME. The bad guy wants to run away when he sees the police, but the police manage to catch him. No body knows what happen (why the bad guy stands there waiting for the police to come), except the boy.

Snake & Bees

A snake is crawling in the bush. He is very hungry and is looking for food. After few hours of searching, he sees a big beehive hanging on a tree. The snake decides to have some honey.

The snake crawls up the tree slowly, he is not afraid of bees as his skin is very hard. All the bees are worried and fly out of the hive when seeing snake crawling towards them. They try to stop by stinging the snake but the skin is too hard.

Finally, the whole beehive is eaten by the snake. All the bees are sad and fly away as they can do nothing. There is one bee, who is really angry with the snake. Starting from that day, he follows the snake everyway it goes.

"Go away, you can do nothing," shouts the snake, feeling irritated with the bee. But the bee keeps following him.

After few months, the bee finally notices that the snake needs to change his skin for him to grow bigger. So the bee flies back to tell the news to all his friends.

The bee continues to follow the snake, waiting for his opportunity. After few months, finally the snake starts to shed his skin. There are a few seconds when the new skin is still not as hard as the old skin yet. The bee then informs all the other bees and they sting at the snake as hard as possible, while it is shedding off the old skin.

The snake feels the pain and is killed by the bees. 

Naughty Boy & Bee

There is one naughty boy who always like to torture other living things. One day, he sees some bees flying around his garden. He quickly goes back and takes out a net to catch them.

After catching the bees with his net, he uses a pair of scissors to cut off their wings.

The poor bees, after loosing their wing, can't fll anymore. They can't fly back to their bee hives, can't fly to find food. They are left to dead.

There is one bee, plans to revenge before he dies. So the bee slowly crawl into the naughty boy's house, into the kitchen and waits for his chance.

The boy is hungry. So he goes to the kitchen to prepare some breads for himself. After dressing the kaya and peanut butter on the breads, he leaves the breads on the table and goes to prepare some drink.

The bee quickly crawls to the bread, hides in between them.

When the boy picks up the breads and eats them, the bee quickly slides down the throat, into the boy's stomach.

The bee, with all his strength, stings the boy's stomach before he is killed by gastric acid.

The naughty boy feels the great pain in his stomach and collapses.  

Cat & Mouse

In a house lives a mouse. The mouse always eats the things in the house, including the foods, fruits, newspapers, sofas, etc. This makes the house owner becomes mad. She deiceds to rent a cat to catch that mouse.

The house owner manages to rent an expensive cat from a pet shop. when she puts the cat in her house, the cat immediately goes to sleep. The cat seems like only know how to eat and sleep. The house owner can't do anything as she has paid the rental for a month.

Initially when the mouse sees the new cat, it is a bit scared. But after seeing the cat sleeping most if the time, the mouse feels better.

One day, the cat is eating some nice fish given by house owner. As she cannot finish it, she brings it to the mouse hole and puts it there. The mouse is puzzled with what the cat does.

"Maybe she tries to be friendly."

So the mouse comes out and eats all the fish.

Since then the cat always leaves some food for the mouse. The mouse no longer need to find food for himself. He also doesn't go back to mouse hole anymore as he isn't scared of the cat.

After two weeks of feeding the mouse, the cat finally does something. The cat slowly walks towards the mouse who is eating food.

Seeing the cat coming towards him, the mouse quickly runs towards the mouse hole. But he reliases that his body is too fat to go into it. The mouse tries to run to other place, but the cat finally manages to catch it.

Before the cat eats him, the mouse asks why the cat fed him.

"Three reasons, one is to make you fatter so that you can't go back to your house. Two is to make you run slower when you get fat. Three is, I like to eat fatty meat."

The cat then swallows the mouse. 

Monkey & Mosquitoes

A monkey stays in a jungle. His house has a lot of mosquitoes who come to bite him every night. He hardly can sleep.

He decides to learn how to kill the mosquitoes. He comes to a river and finds an archer fish is shooting the water at a mosquito.

"Can you teach me how to kill the mosquitoes?" asks the monkey to the archer fish.

"No, you can't shoot with water."

The monkey is disappointed. He continues to look for other animals. He finds a frog who is using his long tongue to catch a mosquito.

"Can you teach me how to kill the mosquitoes?" asks the monkey to the frog.

"No, you don't have long tongue."

The monkey is disappointed. He continues to look for other animals. He finds a spider who is using his web to catch a mosquito.

"Can you teach me how to kill the mosquitoes?" asks the monkey to the spider.

"No, you can't produce spider silk."

The monkey is disappointed. He has to think of his own way of killing mosquitoes.

"What do I have? Well, I have long tail."

So the monkey starts to train himself by hitting the mosquitoes with his long tail. After a few weeks of training, he can easily hits a flying mosquito with his tail. No more mosquito comes to bite him.

An Old Wolf

There is an old wolf in a jungle, who is very very old and has no energy to find food. He is too old to chase after a rabbit, or a monkey, or a deer, or even a cat.

"That's it of my life!"

So he quietly sits under a tree near a village, waiting for his time to die.

While waiting, he sees in the village there are a few dogs kept by villagers, who don't have to find food for themselves. He suddenly has an idea.

From that day, the old wolf learns how to bark like a dog, walk like a dog, sleep like a dog, run like a dog.

After a few days of learning, finally he walks towards the village.

"Wow, is that a Tamaskan dog?" shouts one of the villagers.

The wolf quickly barks like a dog. The villager is happy and brings him back. He gives the wolf good food and good place to sleep.

The wolf never has to worry about the food anymore.