Cow & Deer

One day, both cow and deer are eating grass in a field. The deer doesn't like the cow as the cow is eating the grass quickly, as if this is his last meal.

"Hey, why do you eat in a hurry? Look at me, eating gently like a gentleman," laughs the deer.

But the cow keeps eating, without bothering the deer.

Suddenly, a tiger jumps out from the jungle. Both the cow and the deer run for their lives. They then run into a cave, using a big stone to block the entrance.

The tiger doesn't give up, he waits for the cow and deer outside the cave.

After few days, the deer is very hungry. He can't find any food inside the cave. When the deer sees the cow chewing, he is surprised.

"Where do you get the food?" asks the deer.

"I got it 3 days ago, in the same field that you were eating. I have 4 stomachs to store my food," laughs the cow.

Another few days later the deer dies of starving, and the cow still chwing his food from the stomach.

The tiger finally away, the cow manages to survive with his magic stomachs.

 

Magic Remote Control

One day, a boy picks up a new remote control on his way back from school. Coincidentally, his DVD remote control is broken. So he brings back the remote control, hoping that it is compatible with his DVD machine.

At home, the boy keeps pressing PLAY-PAUSE-PLAY-PAUSE, but nothing happen to the DVD machine. The boy knows that this remote control cannot be used for his DVD machine. Suddenly, his sister passing by in front of him while he presses PAUSE. All of the sudden, his sister pasuses in front of the boy, like a statue.

The boy is happy that the remote control is so magical. The next day he brings it to the school. While they are studying, there is a bad guy runs into their school with a machine gun! He wants to kipnap some children for the money!

All the children and teachers are shouting when seeing the masked bad guy. There is one teacher who wants to call the police, but then shot down by the bad guy.

The boy quietly takes out his magic remote control, points to the bad guy and presses PAUSE. The bad guy suddently standing still, without any movement.

"Call the police," shouts the boy to the teachers.

So the teachers call the police. When the police come to the school, the boy presses RESUME. The bad guy wants to run away when he sees the police, but the police manage to catch him. No body knows what happen (why the bad guy stands there waiting for the police to come), except the boy.

Snake & Bees

A snake is crawling in the bush. He is very hungry and is looking for food. After few hours of searching, he sees a big beehive hanging on a tree. The snake decides to have some honey.

The snake crawls up the tree slowly, he is not afraid of bees as his skin is very hard. All the bees are worried and fly out of the hive when seeing snake crawling towards them. They try to stop by stinging the snake but the skin is too hard.

Finally, the whole beehive is eaten by the snake. All the bees are sad and fly away as they can do nothing. There is one bee, who is really angry with the snake. Starting from that day, he follows the snake everyway it goes.

"Go away, you can do nothing," shouts the snake, feeling irritated with the bee. But the bee keeps following him.

After few months, the bee finally notices that the snake needs to change his skin for him to grow bigger. So the bee flies back to tell the news to all his friends.

The bee continues to follow the snake, waiting for his opportunity. After few months, finally the snake starts to shed his skin. There are a few seconds when the new skin is still not as hard as the old skin yet. The bee then informs all the other bees and they sting at the snake as hard as possible, while it is shedding off the old skin.

The snake feels the pain and is killed by the bees.