Sunday 31 March 2013

Joanne And Eagle II

One day, when Joanne is coming back from school and passing by a jungle, suddenly there is a snake crawling towards her. Joanne is so scared that she starts to shouts and cries. She is too shocked to run away. The snake almost bites her.

Suddenly, there is a big eagle dives down from the sky. It uses its claws to catch the snake and brings it to the sky, throws it into the river. The eagle waves to Joanne before it flies away.

Joanne recognises the eagle. It is the eagle that she has hatched and fed for few months. She is so happy and excited to know that the eagle is protecting her.

The next day, Joanne plays with other children in the park. Suddenly, there is a big python comes out from nowhere and starts to crawl towards the children. All the children are so scared and quickly run away, except Joanne.

Joanne laughs at other children, "hahah, you all are cowards. It is just a python, I'm not scared." Joanne knows the eagle is going to save her again.

"Run, Joanne, quickly run," shout the children to Joanne, but Joanne still standing there, laughing at them.

The python almost bites her leg, the eagle comes again and catches the python with claws and flies into the sky. But the python is big and strong. The python starts to fight back by twisting the eagle with its tail. The eagle losses the balance and falls down from the sky together with python. Both of them fall into the river and die.

Joanne is very sad and regretted to put the eagle in danger. "If I just ran away, the eagle won't have to die."

But it is too late.

Joanne And Eagle

One day, on the way back from school, Joanne sees an egg on the floor.

"Whose egg is this?" Joanne picks up the egg and bring back.

"Mummy, how can I make the egg hatch?" asks Joanne.

"Well, you have to use spotlight to beam on the egg, makes the egg warm for few days, and wait," says mummy.

Joanne follows what mummy says. After 20 days, the egg starts to hatch. A little chick comes out from the egg.

"Mummy, see the little chick," Joanne brings the little chick to mummy.

"No, my dear. This is not little chick. It is baby eagle," says mummy.

"Baby eagle? Can I keep it?" asks Joanne.

Mummy agrees to let Joanne to keep it. Everyday, Joanne feeds it with some milk and meat. The baby eagle grows bigger and bigger and start to learn how to fly. One day, the eagle flies up into the sky and never comes back. Joanne is sad.

"It is ok, the eagle belongs to the sky," says mummy.



Josyne And Bad Uncle

One day, Josyne has to stay at home while daddy mummy go to work.

"Don't open the door for stranger," says mummy to Josyne. Josyne nods her little head.

After ten minutes, there is a bad uncle comes to knock at the door.

"Open the door! Open the door!" the bad uncle knocks loudly. But the door is strong, he can't open it.

After a while bad uncle goes away, but returns a few minutes later with a big hammer. He uses the hammer to hit the door handle and breaks it down.

Josyne is so scared, she knows that the bad uncle is going to come in soon. It is also too late to call daddy.

Josyne quickly goes to the kitchen, takes out the tomato sauce bottle. She opens the bottle and pour some on her teeth, her face and her clothes.

When the bad uncle comes into the house, he is so frightened to see a little girl, full of blood, walking slowly towards him.

"Wah, ghost ahhhhhh," the bad uncle shouts loudly and runs away.

Hunting

One day, a grasshopper is looking for food. He is looking for nice leaf to eat. Finally he finds one green, soft and sweet leaf. "I'm going to eat you," says the grasshopper.

At the back of the grasshopper, a hungry bird is looking for food. Finally, he sees the grasshopper, who is going to eat the leaf. "I'm going to eat you," says the bird.

At the back of the bird, a hungry cat is looking for food. Finally, he sees the bird, who is going to eat the grasshopper, who is going to eat the leaf. "I'm going to eat you," says the cat.

At the back of the cat, a hungry fox is looking for food. Finally, he sees the cat, who is going to eat the bird, who is going to eat the grasshopper, who is going to eat the leaf. "I'm going to eat you," says the fox.

At the back of the fox, a hungry tiger is looking for food. Finally, he sees the fox, who is going to eat the cat, who is going to eat the bird, who is going to eat the grasshopper, who is going to eat the leaf. "I'm going to eat you," says the tiger.

At the back of the tiger, a hunter is hunting for animals. Finally, he sees the tiger, who is going to eat the fox, who is going to eat the cat, who is going to eat the bird, who is going to eat the grasshopper, who is going to eat the leaf. "I'm going to hunt you," says the hunter.

The grasshopper eats the leaf, the bird then eats the grasshopper, the cat then eats the bird, the fox then eats the cat, the tiger then eats the fox, the hunter then kills the tiger.

While the hunter is walking home with the dead tiger, he accidently steps on the root of tree, he falls down, bumps his head on the floor and dies.

"I've revenged for my leaf," says the tree.

Missing In Action II

One day, when Joanne and Josyne are going home from school, they pass through a park. Suddenly, Joanne sees a small green creature crawling into the bush. Joanne immediately follows the creature.

"You go home first," says Joanne to Josyne, before she disappears into the jungle.

The small green creature keeps crawling deep into the jungle, until it finally goes into a spaceship.

While Joanne is thinking whether she should turn back, suddenly there is green light beaming on her. The light is so strong that she has to close her eyes.

A moment later, the light is gone. Joanne opens her eyes and finds that she is inside the spaceship. There are a few small green creatures sitting on chairs.

"Welcome to our spaceship," the sound comes from one of the creatures.

"Who are you? Where are you from?" asks Joanne.

"We are from far far away, we come here to study human's hair."

"Hair? What is about the hair?" asks Joanne.

"We found that human has lost the most important function of hair. What is the hair for?"

"My teacher says it is to protect the head," says Joanne.

"It is not the main function. Human can live well with or without the hair," says the green creature. "The hair used to use as antenna, to communicate without language. But somehow it has lost the function."

"How long have you been here?" Joanne does not really believe in antenna thing.

"Few days, well, your time should be few years."

Joanne does not understand why few days and few years.

"Let us show you something," they beam some light on Joanne's hair. Suddenly, Joanne can 'see' that her parents, Josyne and Jayden are worried for her, keep looking for her.

"Wow, that is suppose to be the main function of hair?" asks Joanne.

"Yes, you need to leave now."

"Wait..."

Another light beams on Joanne, when she opens her eyes, she is in the park again.

Joanne looks at her watch, she has been away for ten minutes. She quickly goes home.

Her parents are so surprised and happy to see her. "Where have you been? You have been away for ten days!"

"Ten days? I thought just ten minutes."

Anyhow, great to be back! 

Friday 22 March 2013

Missing In Action

"Where is Joanne?" asks Jayden.

"Uhh... She is missing," Josyne is sobbing.

"What has happened?" shouts Jayden to Josyne anxiously.

"After the school, uhh.... on the way back, we passed through the park. Suddenly Joanne said she saw a green colour small creature crawling into the bush. So, she followed the creature. I asked her not to go but she didn't listen. Wahh...." this time Josyne cries out loudly.

"And then?" asks Jayden again.

"I was undecided for a few seconds, then I tried to follow her. But when I went there, I saw... I saw..."

"You saw what?" 

"I saw..." it seems like Josyne doesn't know how to descibe the situation.

"OK, let's go to find her," Jayden drags Josyne's hand and rush to the bush where the weird thing happens.

It will be a while before Joanne, Josyne and Jayden can return...

Thursday 21 March 2013

Turtle's Shell

Long time ago, turtle did not have shell. He built his house by the river and stayed in the house which was not big, but comfortable.

One day, a mouse came to visit turtle. Turtle invited him to come in and prepared a lot of food for the mouse, as the mouse was his good friend. He even invited the mouse to stay a night with him.

The mouse was so impressed with the house that turtle built, he planned to buy the house for turtle.

"It is not for sale," said turtle to the mouse. "But you can come to stay with me whenever you like."

But the mouse was still not happy. One day, the mouse waited until turtle went out to find food and stole his house.

Turtle was surprised to see his house was gone. He cried and cried, until an otter told him that it was the mouse who took his house.

The turtle was so angry with the mouse. He went to find his house and finally he found it. He waited until the mouse went out from the house, then he quickly got back his house.

Since then, the turtle did not leave his house alone anymore. He carried the house with him to any place he went, and eventually the house became part of his body. 

Wednesday 20 March 2013

Magic Coin II

The next day on the way to school, the mysterious beggar comes to Jayden, asking for biscuit again. Again, Jayden gives him the only biscuit which supposes to be his breakfast & lunch. 

"Have you figured out about the coin," asks the beggar.

"No," says Jayden.

"Hahaha, look at the tree," he tells Jayden before walks away.

"Tree?"

Jayden can't any pay attention to the class, he keeps thinking about the coin. He immediately rushes home after the school. He knows what to do now, although it sounds silly.

He takes out a small pot, fills it with some soil, and plants the 50 cent in the pot. He even waters the coin.

"Am I crazy?" he asks himself.

After a few hours, he can see a little stem pops up from soil. Jayden is very excited.

Everyday, the beggar will ask Jayden for the biscuit. Jayden becomes thinner as he does not eat anything for breakfast and lunch, but he is happy to see that the plant is growing bigger and bigger.

One day, when he wakes up he finds that the plant, which is now about 2 m tall, has beared some "fruits". The "fruits" look like 50 cent coins. Hesitantly, he plucks one coin and brings to the shop to buy something. The shopkeeper accepts his 50 cent coin!

Jayden is really happy now. Everyday, the tree bears about five to ten 50 cent coins. He uses some of the coins to buy biscuits and stationery for himself. He gives all the extra coins to the mysterious beggar. The beggar seems like satisfied that Jayden is not a greedy boy.

Tuesday 19 March 2013

Spider And Bird

There is a spider building his spider web on a tree. The spider works very hard and after a few days of working, finally his 5-inch diameter of spider web is ready. He is happy, and waiting for his prey.

There is a bird who is also building his nest with dried grass and branches on the tree, above the spider web. Sometimes, the bird drops a few pieces of grass and branches down from his nest, breaking the spider web. But the bird never apologies to the spider. To him, the spider is just a small creature which doesn't need to entertain.

The spider is angry, but he doesn't really want to challenge the bird yet, as the bird is much bigger than him.

One day, the bird is hungry after finish building his nest. He sees there are a few flies and mosquitoes get stuck on the spider web. He just goes and eats up all the flies and mosquitoes, which suppose to be spider's food.

"Hey, that is my food," shouts the spider to the bird.

"You better shut up, or else I'll eat you too," says the bird to spider before he flies away.

Spider is really angry now. He decides to do something. "Else, I'll be forever bullied by the bird."

That night, the spider waits until the bird falls asleep in his nest. Then he crawls to the bird's beak and starts to tie up the beak with his spider silk. The spider goes round and round the beak, using up all the silk that he has. Exhausted, but satisfied with what he has done, spider then goes home.

The next day when the bird wakes up, he is shocked that he can't open his mouth. He tries and tries but the spider's silk is just too strong. He can't eat any food, and can't drink any water. After few days, the bird dies in his nest and becomes spider's food.

Magic Coin

Jayden is from poor family. Everyday, Jayden can only bring one piece of biscuit to school. The biscuit is for his breakfast & lunch.

One day, on the way to school, there is one beggar comes to Jayden, "could you please give me your biscuit?"

"How does he know I have biscuit?" thinks Jayden. Nevertheless, Jayden still gives the beggar his biscuit. In return, the beggar gives him a 50 cent coin.

"Why doesn't he buy biscuit with this coin?" thinks Jayden again, but he doesn't say anything and just goes to school.

"It is a magic coin!" shouts the beggar to Jayden before he disappears into the crowd.

After coming back to school, Jayden takes out his coin. "How magic is this coin?" He tries to shake it, throw it, rinse it, heat it, but nothing happens to the coin.

"Maybe it will duplicate," thinks Jayden. But the next morning when he wakes up, there is still only one coin on the table.

Jayden is tired of figuring out the coin, so he just puts it aside.

Monday 18 March 2013

Farmer And Cat

There is a poor farmer who has a cat. The farmer is so poor that he can't buy food for his cat. Therefore, the cat has to feed himself by catching and eating mouse. Slowly, the cat becomes very skilled at catching mouse.

One day, farmer's neighbour comes to ask whether he can borrow his cat to catch mouse in his house. Farmer sees the business opportunity with his cat.

"Yes, but every mouse caught by my cat, I'll cahrge you for RM5," says farmer.

The neighbour has no choice as his house has too many mice running around. In the end, the cat manages to catch seven mice in one afternoon, so the neighbour pays the farmer RM35.

"Not a bad business," says farmer to himself.

He then publicise to the whole town that he has a skillful mouse-catching cat. His business is good, everyday plenty of people come to rent his cat to catch mouse. In a day, he can earn RM100-RM200.

He is very thankful to his cat and buys a lot of good food for his cat. Sometimes, he even buys canned salmon for his cat. Soon, his cat is over pampered with good food and loses the desire to catch mouse. Apart from that, the cat also becomes fatter that he finds himself very difficult to catch mouse anymore.

The farmer can't get any new business.

Mouse, Bat And Cat

Long time ago, mouse was cat's good friend. They always played together, ate together, and slept together. At that time, the cat had a pair of wings and could fly like bird.

There were two mice brothers who were good friends of cat. One day, the young brother decided to borrow the wings from the cat.

After tried them, the young brother liked the wings very much. He decided to keep them for himself and didn't plan to return to the cat. The cat was very angry and wanted to catch him. But the young brother could fly with wings, which made the cat couldn't catch him. So the cat decided to catch the big brother.

The young brother mouse slowly evolved into bat. The bat was scared of the mouse (his big brother) and cat so he only came out at night.

As for big brother mouse, he couldn't be friend with cat anymore, due to his young brother. The cat would catch and eat mouse whenever he saw the mouse, as for the revenge of losing his wings. 

Sunday 17 March 2013

Joanne's Hair

Joanne notices that there are a lot of beggars in town. They have no house to live, no proper clothes to wear, no food to eat.

Joanne prays to God, "Please give me some money so that I can help them."

God says, "It will be too easy if I just give you the money and you just pass to them. You need to pay some price. I will let you suffer a little bit, it will help you to appreciate more."

So the Gold turns Joanne's hair into golden hair, not just the colour, but it is real gold.

Everytime Joanne sees beggars, she will pull out a few hairs and to them. They are so happy to have the gold hair. They then go to change to cash and buy themselves some food.

Like God says, Joanne suffers a little bit pain when she pulls out her hairs. But she is happy that she can help people.

Slowly, Joanne's hair is getting less and less. One day, she finds herself bald without any hair. But nobody says she is ugly, everybody still likes her.

Josyne's Magic Dancing Shoes

The school teacher has chosen Josyne to perform dancing during Teacher's Day. Everyday after the school, Josyne has to stay back to learn dancing, as Teacher's Day is just a few days away.

"Josyne can dance well, but she is lack of confidence," says teacher to mummy.

On the day of rehearsal, all the children perform well, except Josyne. Josyne is too scared when going up to the stage, she can hardly move her legs.

The Teacher's Day is just a day away. Mummy asks Josyne prays to God.

"Ask God to give you a pair of magic dancing shoes," says mummy. And that night, Josyne prays very hard to God for the magic shoes.

The next morning, Josyne finds a pair of red shoes on her bed.

"Wow, God has given you the magic shoes! I think this is very special shoes which can make people dance. When you wear them, you just need to lift up your legs and the shoes will help you to dance," says mummy.

So Josyne wears the shoes and performs her beautiful dancing during the Teacher's Day.

"How much did you buy the shoes?" asks daddy, when watching at Josyne's performance.

"RM25.60, 10% discount at Bata," says mummy to daddy.

Jayden's Ball

It is Jayden's birthday, mummy buys him a colourful ball. Jayden likes it very much. He then brings the ball to play with his friends in the park.

There are about five other children from the neighbourhood joining the game. They kick the ball on the field happily, until one child accidently kick it too hard and the ball falls into a deep hole.

The hole is narrow and deep. None of the children can go down to get the ball. They try to use a long stick but can't hold on the ball.

The sky is getting dark and the children go home one by one. In the end only leave Jayden sitting on the floor, looking into the hole. This is his beloved birthday present, he is not willing to lose the ball.

Jayden prays for God to give him back the ball. The rain starts to drop. Jayden is still sitting in the rain, crying for the ball. Nobody comes to help. 

The rain falls down heavily. The water starts to fill up the hole. Jayden notices that the ball is slowly rising up! It is because of the water which makes the ball floats. Finally, God has helped Jayden to get ball his ball.

Thursday 14 March 2013

Boy With Loud Voice

There is a boy who has very loud voice. All of his friends don't like to play with him as they find him very noisy and annoying, despite the fact that he tries very hard to lower down his voice when talking.

One day, the school teacher brings them go camping in the jungle. All the children are excited. Unfortunately for them, there is a hungry tiger that comes out from nowhere and prepares to eat them. The tiger is actually a bit scared too seeing so many children, so it roars loudly with the hope to frighten the children before hunting them. The children are so scared, some have already fainted, some start to shout and cry. The teacher is also too panic to do anything.

Suddenly the boy steps forward and shouts as loud as he can. It is even louder than tiger's roar. The sound is like the roar of dinosour. The tiger is so frightened that it runs away quickly. The boy saves all the lives.

Another time, teacher brings children go picnic on a small island. When it starts to get dark, they find that the boat is broken. They are trapped on the island. The situation is worsened with the high tide, where water keeps rising and it seems the water is going to flood the whole island.

Again, the boy starts to shout for help. His voice travels miles away and finally being heard by the village people. They then send some boats to fetch children back to shore.

The boy now is a hero and all the children like him.

Sweet

Joanne and Josyne have monthly test at the school. Every month after the test, their mummy will give one sweet to those who can manage to get at least B.

Joanne is hardworking girl, she always scores A. Therefore, she almost guarantee will get one sweet every month.

Josyne is a not-so-hardworking girl. Sometimes she gets B, sometimes he gets C. So sometimes she can get sweet, but sometimes not. When she does not get any sweet, she will go to snatch Joanne's sweet, and they often end up with fighting.

In order to reduce the fighting and make them either they both have sweet or they both don't have, mummy comes out with an idea.

"If anyone of you can get B and above, both of you will get sweet," says mummy.

"It won't work," says daddy.

So, for the first month, Joanne gets A and Josyne gets B. Both get sweet.

For the following few months, Joanne gets A and Josyne gets C. Both still get sweet. 

Then Joanne begins to think, "why do I need to study so hard but Josyne does not study at all, she will still get a sweet?"

The next month, Joanne gets C and Josyne gets D. Both get no sweet.

Josyne begins to blame Joanne for not study hard. Joanne blames Josyne for not contributing to get any sweet at all.

For the next few months, both of them don't get any sweet anymore.

Wednesday 13 March 2013

Hardworking Robot

One day, Jayden decides to buy a robot to help him do housework. He goes to the shop and looks for a robot.

"Do you want a hardworking robot or lazy robot? For the hardworking robot, you can't turn it off and you have to give new order to him everytime he finishes his work. For the lazy robot, everytime he finishes a work, he needs to rest (to be charged) for a day before you can give new order," says the shop owner.

"Of course hardworking robot. Anyone so stupid want to buy lazy robot?" says Jayden.

The shop owner just smiles, "we will see."

At home, Jayden orders robot to sweep the floor, wash the windows, wash the clothes, cook the meals, wash the dish. And robot do all the things one by one, without stopping. Jayden is happy with it.

After dinner, robot has done all the work. He comes to Jayden, "what can I do, what can I do, what can I do...."

Nothing more can be done, so Jayden asks the robot to sweep the floor, clean the windows again.

At 11 pm, the robot goes to Jayden's room and wakes him up, "what can I do, what can I do, what can I do...."

Again, Jayden orders the robot to sweep the floor, clean the chairs, clean the tables, wipe the walls.

At 1 am, the robot goes to Jayden's room and wakes him up, "what can I do, what can I do, what can I do...."

Jayden orders robot to clean the car, cut the grass, wash the toilets.

At 3 am, the robot goes to Jayden's room and wakes him up, "what can I do, what can I do, what can I do...."

Jayden orders robot to water the plants, clean the car porch, throw the rubbish.

At 5 am, the robot goes to Jayden's room...

The next day, Jayden brings the robot to the shop, " taukeh, I want to change to lazy robot..."

Bad Uncle's Trick

Daddy and mummy go to work, only Joanne stays at home.

"Don't open the gate for anyone," warns mummy to Joanne.

After a while, a stranger comes and press the door bell. Joanne immediately opens the door and shouts, "Go away, I won't open the gate for you."

The stranger says nothing, just puts a sweet 5cm from the gate and leaves.

After he has left for long time, Joanne is curious and goes to pick up the sweet. She then eats the sweet.

The next day, the stanger comes again, puts the sweet 15cm from the gate. Joanne can still get the sweet without opening the gate.

And the next day, the sweet is 30cm away from gate. Luckily Joanne's hand is long enough to reach the sweet.

Now, the sweet is 50cm from the gate on the 4th day. But Joanne is not stupid, she uses the broom to reach the sweet.

On the 5th day, the sweet is about 100cm from the gate. Joanne tries with the broom, can't get it.

"Since the stranger is gone, I'll open the gate, quickly get it and then close the gate again," says Joanne to herself.

What she doesn't know is, the stranger is hiding somewhere close by. The moment she opens the gate, the bad stranger goes in the house, ties Joanne, and takes all the valuable things...

Tuesday 12 March 2013

Bad Fish

There is a bad fish in a drain. As he is bigger than all other fish, he always bullies other fish.

One day, he asks all the small fish to gather in front of him.

"Start from today, I would like you all to prepare meals for me everyday. If not, I'll start to eat you, one by one," announces the bad fish.

The small fish have no choice, but follow what the bad fish says. Sometimes, they can't find much food, they have to give the bad fish their own food. There are a few days when they really can't find any food, a few small fish are eaten by the bad fish.

One day, a small fish finds a big worm hooked to a fishing hook. He immediately comes out with an idea.

He quickly goes to see the bad fish, "Sir, I have found you a big worm. The worm is too big and is still alive, so we tie it to a string not far away from here."

The bad fish says nothing, just follows the small fish to go see the worm.

Indeed, the worm is big, alive and yummy. The bad fish opens his big mouth and swallows down the worm.

The next minute, the bad fish is in Joanne's hand.


 

Monday 11 March 2013

Soldiers And Zombies

The soldier keeps fighting. He has been fighting for long long time. He used to have a lot more partners, but they down, gone. Now only him alone, the only soldier to fight with zombies.

The zombies are always there, never been killed thoroughly. When the old zombies are killed by soldiers, the new zombies will be produced everyday, every minute, in fact every second.

The soldier keeps fighting, he knows that he can't go down. He is the final defending line.

"If I'm down, my master will get sick!" says the soldier to himself.

The war is cruel. The cruel war has been there for five years, it will be still on for 50 years. Or probably more.

The soldier is badly hurt, he needs some backups. He is still waiting for the backups. He believes the master will send some more soldiers, who will take over from him, to continue fight with zombies.

Finally, the backups have come. Strong, new, fresh group of soldiers...


p/s: Joanne requested a story on why she needed to do her Japanese Encephalities booster injection yesterday.
 

Who Is The Strongest?

A strong man thinks he is the strongest in the world. He goes for a walk, suddenly steps on water, slips and falls into the river, and almost drown.

"Water, you must be the strongest. You alsmot kill me," says the man.

"No, actually I'm afraid of the sun. He can dry me up easily," says water.

The man then goes to see the sun.

"Sun, you must be the strongest. You can dry up the water who almost kill me."

"No, actually I'm afraid of cloud who can cover me up," says the sun.

The man then goes to see the cloud.

"Cloud, you must be the strongest. You can cover up the sun who can dry up the water who almost kill me."

"No, actually I'm afraid of wind who can blow me away," says the cloud.

The man then goes to see the wind.

"Wind, you must be the strongest. You can blow away cloud who can cover up the sun who can dry up the water who almost kill me."

"No, actually I'm afraid of mountain who can block me down," says the wind.

The man then goes to see the mountain.

"Mountain, you must be the strongest. You can block down the wind who can blow away cloud who can cover up the sun who can dry up the water who almost kill me."

"No, actually I'm afraid of tree who can pull me apart," says the mountain.

The man then goes to see the tree.

"tree, you must be the strongest. You can pull apart the mountain who can block down the wind who can blow away cloud who can cover up the sun who can dry up the water who almost kill me."

"No, actually I'm afraid of man who can cut me down," says the tree.

"Am I the strongest?" asks the man.

Sunday 10 March 2013

Naughty Porcupine

In the jungle, lives a porcupine and other animals. The porcupine is very naughty, always like to play tricks and make fun on other animals. All the animals don't really like porcupine.

One day, the porcupine thinks of another trick to play. He covers himself with a piece of cloth, pretends to be a ball, lying in the bush waiting for the victim. When monkey passes by, he sees there is a ball in the bush and uses his leg to kick the ball...

Monkey is actually the fifth victim that has his leg poked by porcupine's quills, ending up in the jungle hospital for ten days.

"We need to do something, we can't let porcupine continue to hurt other animals," says rabbit.

So they ask for help from crocodile, who has the toughest skin and not scare of porcupine's quills. Crocodile then crawls slowly to the bush where porcupine is hiding. He then swing his tail to hit the "ball" as hard as he can. The "ball" flies up in the sky, and finally falls on a tree.

When the animals go to see porcupine, they find that he has been "nailed" into the tree trunk with his quills.

"Who can help to pull me out! Please!" shouts the porcupine.

But the animals just walk away...

Cunning Squirrel II

Hawk is flying in the sky, looking for some food. Suddenly, he sees his old neighbour - fox, drinking water at the river. So he flies towards fox to greet him.

"How have you been doing?" asks hawk.

"Not too good, still looking for a better place to build my house. How about you?" asks fox.

"Well, I'm staying on the mountain, but it is very cold at night. I really miss the old house." says hawk.

"Ya, that place is really nice. If not because of you I won't want to move." says fox.

"What do you mean? I move out because of you!" says hawk.

They start to quarrel. After a while they finally realise that it was squirrel who has conned them. So they decide to fight back.

They go to the tree where squirrel is staying, throw everything out from squirrel's house. Squirrel is so scared and runs away.

Now, the fox and the hawk move back to the big tree. They become good friends and good neighbours.

Thursday 7 March 2013

Dinosaur

No, not this one. I want T-Rex for my pet!



Yes, this is T-Rex. Where is Josyne? Go to get her magic water. See story "Magic Water II".

Magic Water II

One day, mummy brings Joanne and Josyne to Canada hill to watch dinotrek (http://www.petrosains.com.my/dinotrek2/). Josyne is a naive girl, she wants a dinosaur to be pet.

"If I have dinosaur as pet, it will be cool. Not like jeje only has dog," thinks Josyne.

Without telling Joanne, Josyne brings the magic water with her. When they are inside the hall, Josyne drops some water on a T-Rex!

The T-Rex suddenly becomes alive and every body is shouting and running. A few minutes later, police come and start to shoot at the T-Rex. But his skin is too thick to be penetrated by bullets. The T-Rex gets annoyed with the shooting and it catches a few police and eats them.

By now, Josyne realises that she has made a big trouble. The T-Rex is out of control and can't really be her pet.

"What can I do to help?" thinks Josyne.

Finally, she takes out the ultraman toy that Jeff gave her last week. She drops the water on it...

The utltraman waves goodbye to them and flies to the outer space, after killing the T-Rex with his プラニウム光線.

Magic Water

Joanne always likes to have dog. But her daddy and mummy keep saying no, by using the excuse that a puppy dog is very expensive.

"Do you want to use your angpow money to buy?" asks daddy, thinking that Joanne will say no.

"Yes," surprisingly Joanne's answer is yes.

"But your angpow money is still not enough," luckily daddy can tell lie without facial twitches.

Joanne sighs, but she doesn't give up. Everyday she prays to God to have a puppy. She even asks Sunday school teacher to help her to pray for that. Finally one day, a fairy comes to her, handing her a small bottle of water.

"Just drop a little bit water on any toy, it will become alive," says fairy.

Joanne quickly takes out her toy dog and drops water on it. It turns into a real dog and starts to bark! Joanne begs her parents to let her keep the dog.

"If you go to school without crying, then you can keep it," says mummy.

Finally, Joanne has her own dog. 

Cunning Squirrel

A squirrel is looking for a tree to build his house. He goes deep into the jungle, and finally he finds a big tree by a lake. The environment is very nice. So he decides to build his house on this tree. He starts to dig a hole at the tree trunk. (The tree feels painful but can't say anything). After a few days of digging, finally squirrel has a nice house.

Not long after that, two things happen which make the squirrel not happy. A hawk and a fox also like the tree and the environment, and they build their houses above and below squirrel. Squirrel feels he is not save to stay with these two predators. "I need to do something to get rid of them."

One day, squirrel waits until the hawk and the fox go to look for food, he then goes down to the fox's house. He gets some fur from fox's house and climbs all the way up to the top of tree, into the hawk's nest. He puts the fur in the nest. Before he leaves, he gets some feathers from hawk's nest, and puts them in fox's house. Then he just stays at home to wait for the war to happen between fox and hawk.

When the fox and hawk come back, they find the feather/fur in their house. They thought hawk/fox has intruded into their house while they were away.

"It is not safe to stay here anymore. If I have baby in the future, he will come and eat my baby. I better move to another place," say fox and hawk to themselves.

The next day, squirrel is happy to find that fox and hawk is gone.
 

Wednesday 6 March 2013

Lonely Porcupine

"Mummy, nobody wants to play with me," says the lonely porcupine.

"Why?" asks mummy.

"Everybody is afraid of my quills," says porcupine.

"You can be friend with hedgehog and echidna," says mummy.

"No, I don't like their spines," says porcupine.

"..."  

"I only like to play with rabbit, cat and monkey," says porcupine again.

"Dear, nothing I can do. Your quills are to protect you from danger," says mummy.

"I don't like the quills, I hate them!"

The lonely porcupine continue to search for friend in the jungle. There is a fox comes to him, "why are you so sad?"

"I don't have friend, everybody is afraid of my quills," says porcupine.

"I think I can help you. Don't go away," fox goes home and brings a pair of big scissors. "Let me cut all your quills, then animals won't be afraid."

The porcupine lets fox to cut off all his quills. Now he has no quill to protect him.

"Ok, now you can come to my stomach to play."

Lonely porcupine becomes fox's dinner.

Joanne Josyne And Snake

The snake that run over by Joanne's bicycle. See the story "Snakes".

Tuesday 5 March 2013

Elephant And Monkey IV

Elephant and all other animals are sitting around monkey's dead body, some are crying loudly, some are sobbing. "Why don't we ask mouse deer, to see if anything can be done," says turtle.

So elephant brings monkey's body to go and see mouse deer. "How can I bring monkey back?" asks elephant to mouse deer.

"No, you can't," says mouse deer.

"Please.... I'm willing to do anything. ANYTHING!" says elephant.

"I heard the legend saying that up in the mountain, there is a special flower calls 黑天山雪莲. The flower is black in colour. There are seven leaves on this flower, with seven different colours. If it is real, you need to give me the blue leaf and one black petal. However, according to the legend there is a side effect to it," says mouse deer.

"Ok, I'll bring them back." Without further delay, elephant goes up to the mountain to find the flower. The mountain is very steep, the elephant falls down several times while climbing up. However, he does not want to give up. Finally, he reaches the top of mountain and sees that special black flower. He quickly plucks the blue leaf and a black petal. On the way back, he misses a step and rolls down from the mountain. The elephant breaks one of his legs and he can't walk anymore. He shouts and shouts and finally there is a bird comes to him.

"Never mind about me, please pass this leaf and petal to mouse deer," says elephant.

The bird helps elephant to pass the things to mouse deer. The mouse deer mixes the blue leaf with black petal and pour the powder into the monkey's mouth. After a few minutes, monkey begins to breathe again...

The bird flies back to elephant to tell him the good news. Elephant is so happy that monkey is alive again. "Where is the monkey, why doesn't he come?" asks elephant.

"Eh... Did mouse deer tell you there is a side effect of the medicine? The monkey can't remember anything..."

Elephant is shocked, the monkey doesn't remember him anymore. However, he is still happy that the monkey is alive... 

Monday 4 March 2013

Elephant And Monkey III

After elephant and monkey become good friends, they always play, eat and sleep together. One day, while they are playing hide and seek in the jungle, there are a few hunters come into the jungle and hunt for elephant. They want elephant to help them to carry big timber logs to build houses.

They see the elephant and they use whip to hit the elephant, forcing him to go into the big cage at the back of a lorry. Due the the pain, elephant has no choice but go into the cage. When they start to drive away the lorry, they don't see there is a monkey jumps to the back of the lorry.

When the hunters park their lorry near their house, they open the cage and let elephant to come out. But they then tie one of it's legs to a big tree with big chain and big lock. They don't see there is a monkey hiding on the tree.

The monkey waits until night time, when everybody is sleeping, he then quietly goes into the house, looking for the key. Finally he finds the key on the table. He quickly grabs it and runs towards elephant. However, the monkey accidently knocks into a vase and makes the hunters wake up.

Monkey quickly opens the lock with the key. Elephant and monkey run towards the jungle, but the hunters are awakened, and are chasing behind them with their lorry. When they almost reach the jungle, one of the hunters use his gun to shoot at the monkey. Monkey dies. Elephant is so angry with the hunters. He stops running, and turns back towards the lorry. Using his strong trunk, the elephant pushes the lorry down into the valley. With sad feeling, elephant then brings monkey's body back into the jungle...

Sunday 3 March 2013

Elephant And Monkey II

Since then, elephant and monkey become enemies. All the animals in the jungle are worried about them. "What can we do to help them?" asks giraffe. "Maybe we should ask help from mouse deer, since he is the most intelligent animal among us," says turtle. All the animals agree that they should bring the matter to mouse deer.

"Ok, tell all the animals that I'm going to organise a birthday party next week," mouse deer promises to settle the conflict between elephant and monkey.

On the party day, all animals are gathered in front of mouse deer's house. After eating and playing, mouse deer says to the animals, "I have severe sore throat, I need to drink a special coconut juice." Mouse deer strange announcement does not make most animals shocked, as they know mouse deer is going to do something. Elephant then steps forward, "no problem, I'll get it for you." Monkey, who doesn't want to lose, also steps forward, "I'll do it, I'll bring it back much faster than elephant." Elephant and monkey begin their quarrel again...

"Alright, alright. Both of you go and get it. This special coconut tree is just opposite the river, the tallest one." Monkey runs as fast as he can, but he has a problem, he cannot swim to cross the river. Steadily, the elephant walks pass the monkey, going into the river, waves goodbye to the monkey. Monkey is angry with elephant, but nothing he can do.

When reaches the coconut tree, elephant just realises that the tree is so tall, that his trunk can't reach the coconut. He tries to shake the tree, but the coconuts just won't fall down. After some time of trying, the tired elephant gives up.

When he crosses the river and about to tell mouse deer that he can't do it, he certainly has an idea. "Monkey, climb to my back, I'll bring you cross the river," says elephant to monkey. Without thinking much, monkey climbs up elephant's back and they cross the river. When they come under the coconut tree, monkey climbs up and plucks the coconut.

All the animals are not surprised when they see elephant and monkey come back together with a coconut, chatting and laughing to each other.

Snakes

In the bush near to residential area, live a mummy snake and baby snake. Mummy snake always reminds baby not to go to the road as it is very dangerous. However, the baby snake is curious, "what is on the other side of the road?" So one day, when mummy snake is out looking for food, baby snake decides to cross the road.

Unfornately, while the baby snake is crossing the road, it is run over by Joanne, who is cycling on the road. Joanne does not even know that she has just run over a snake.

Mummy snake begins to worry after the baby snake does not come back for lunch. She then decides to go and find her baby. Mummy snake is heart broken, when she sees her baby lying on the road. "Wake up, wake up, we want to go home now..." cries the mummy snake. But the baby snake never wakes up anymore. So the mummy snake decides to revenge. She then hides at the road side to see who kills her baby.

Jayden cycles back from school and passes the baby snake. He sees a snake lying on the road. He stops to see what happen. "The snake must be hurted, let me see how I can help him." He does not know the snake is dead. When Jayden is about to move baby snake, mummy snake comes out from bush and bites his leg. Jayden feels so painful and falls down. "Why do you bite me? I just want to help!" says Jayden.

"I think I must have bitten the wrong person." thinks the mummy snake. Unfortunately, this snake is one of the most venomous snakes, and the venom is making Jayden dying. The mummy snake decides to save Jayden. She then starts to vomit out as hard as she can, and after a few minutes finally she spits out her gallbladder. The mummy snake takes her last breath, passes her gallbladder to Jayden, and dies.

Without thinking much, Jayden swallows down the snake gallbladder. "I have heard that snake gallbladder is good for health, but didn't know it can help to cure the venom." With the sad feeling, Jayden buries the mummy snake and baby snake together.

Elephant And Monkey

One day, a bored monkey is swinging from tree to tree, looking for someone to play with. Suddenly, he sees elephant is walking towards the river, wanting to drink some water.

The monkey decides to play some tricks on elephant. He plucks some mangoes and throws at elephant. Before elephant turns back to see what happen, monkey quickly hides behind a tree. Elephant is puzzled but conitnues to drink water from the river.

Again, monkey plucks some more mangoes and throws at elephant. This time, he is not hiding, thinking that elephant can't do anything with him. Monkey jumps up and down on the tree laughing at the elephant.

Elephant is angry with monkey. He goes to the river, sucks a big mouthful of water with his trunk, and shoots the moneky with water. The water is so powerful that it shoots down the monkey from the tree. Monkey bumps on the floor and faints.

Saturday 2 March 2013

Why Dogs Don't Stay In Jungle

Long time ago, like other animals, dogs also stayed in jungle. One day, there was a dog who has very lonely and wanted to find a friend.

The dog first met fox, they became good friends. They ate together, shat together and slept together. One day, the fox heard wolf howling from a distance. The fox quickly asked the dog to hide. "Don't go out, the wolf will eat us," said the fox. The dog felt the fox was a coward and he wanted to be friend with wolf.

The dog then met wolf, they became good friends. They ate together, shat together and slept together. One day, the wolf heard lion roaring from a distance. The wolf quickly asked the dog to hide. "Don't go out, the lion will eat us," said the wolf. The dog felt the wolf was a coward and he wanted to be friend with lion.

The dog then met lion, they became good friends. They ate together, shat together and slept together. One day, the lion heard gunshot from a distance. The lion quickly asked the dog to hide. "Don't go out, the hunter will kill us," said the lion. The dog felt the lion was a coward and he wanted to be friend with man.

The dog then met man, they became good friends. They ate together, shat together and slept together. And the dog is now the man's best friend. He is happy with the man.

Friday 1 March 2013

Two Hungry Eagles

One day, a hungry eagle is looking for food. He flies to a lake and he is lucky. There is a fish swimming near the surface of the water. Beside the lake, there is a tree and a small bird is resting on the tree. Under the tree, there is a snake crawling in the bush.

The eagle is undecided on which food he wants to go for. Finally, he flies to the tree and chases after the little bird. The bird wakes up from the sleep and starts to fly away. But the eagle keeps chasing the bird and after a few minutes of chase, finally the eagle manages to catch the bird with his sharp claws. He then returns to the lake, with the hope to catch the fish and snake, but only to find they are gone. "It's ok, I still have bird to eat," says the eagle, and flies home happily with the bird.

The next day, another hungry eagle is also looking for food. He flies to a lake and he is lucky. There is a fish swimming near the surface of the water. Beside the lake, there is a tree and a small bird is resting on the tree. Under the tree, there is a snake crawling in the bush.

Without thinking much, the eagle first dives down into the lake with his full speed to catch the fish. He then flies towards the snake, put down the fish in the bush, and catches the snake. With the snake in his claws, he flies up towards the little bird. Before he starts to chase the bird, he drops the snake from the sky and the snake falls down and knocks on the stone and dies. After a few minutes of chase, finally he manages to catch the bird. He then comes back to pick up the dead snake and fish and goes home.

Magic Pen III

Unfortunately, what Joanne does at the zoo has caught the attention of a group of bad guys, who go to the zoo with initial intention to steal the precious two headed turtle from zoo. But now they have another plan...

Coming back from the zoo, Joanne runs home as quickly as she can, wanting to tell her parents the story from zoo. However, She notices a few cars parking outside of the house. She becomes suspicious.

The bad guys see Joanne opens the door, they quickly catch her and tie her up together with her parents. They requests her to give them the magic pen, but Joanne just keeps quiet. Thinking that she might be over-frightened, they just leave Joanne alone with her parents, and they start to search the house for magic pen.

Joanne parents start to talk to Joanne, but again she only keeps quiet. Her face is pale with no any emotion. "Poor girl, she is totally over-frightened," says mummy to daddy.

The parents are wrong, the real Joanne is still outside the house. The one tied up is just "Joanne" that drawn by real Joanne. Joanne then quickly draw a handphone and call police for help. However, she talks too loud and is noticed by one of the bad guy. The bad guy is so shock to see another Joanne standing outside. Without thinking much, the bad guy shouts to his partners and they all come to chase after the real Joanne. Joanne runs as fast as possible, however the bad guys can run faster. Before they catch her, the last thing Joanne draws on the paper is wave, big wave!

The wave is pouring out from paper, flushes away everything, including the house. Luckily Joanne and her parents manage to hold themselves on the gate. When the wave is gone, the bad guys are lying on the ground, a few hundreds meters from their house. The police arrive and catch them.

Joanne can't find her magic pen anymore, which is flushed away by wave, together with another "Joanne". But she is happy that her family is safe now. "Well, looks like we have to sleep on the road tonight," says daddy. "Don't worry," Joanne then takes out a piece of paper, which she pre-draws a big house on it, with her magic pen...