Snail & Centipede

School is reopening soon. A centipede is going to the same school as his neighbour - snail.

The centipede teases the snail, "Hi, I think tomorrow you have to wake up at 3am. Otherwise you can't reach school before 7am."

The snail replies sadly, " Yes, my mom asks me to wake up at 2am. I have to go to bed now."

The next day, the snail wakes up at 2am and manages to reach school before 7am. But he doesn't see the centipede in the class.

After school, the snail sees centipede is still sitting at the door wearing school uniform.

The snail asks, "Why didn't you go to school today."

The centipede replies sadly, "I'm still wearing the socks and the shoes. My mom asks me to wake up at 1am tomorrow morning..." 

Fox & Deer

One day, a hungry fox catches a deer and prepares to eat the deer. Suddenly, there is a tiger walking quietly towards the fox and the deer. The tiger is approaching them from the back of the fox, so only the deer notices the tiger.

The deer has an idea, "Mr. Fox, are you the strongest animal in the jungle?"

"Of course, who else do you think."

"I thought the tiger is stronger." says the deer.

"What? You think that stupid tiger is stronger? Hahah... I can punch him to dead with my single hand!" bluffs the fox.

"HAAAWWWW, what did you say just now?" roars the tiger.

The fox is scared to dead when seeing a tiger is standing at his back. The tiger catches the fox and eats him. And the deer quickly runs away...