Thursday 26 December 2013

Tiger & Dentist

A tiger is having toothache, so he goes to see a mouse deer dentist.

"Help me to repair my tooth," shouts the tiger to the mouse deer.

When looking at tiger's record, mouse deer finds that everytime after the dental treatment, tiger would eat the dentist.

"Why...why did yo...u ate the...the dentists be...fore?" asks the scared mouse deer.

"Well, they made the dental treatment very painful. So you better do it painlessly!" roars the tiger.

In his heart, tiger laughs and palns to eat the mouse deer no matter how.

Mouse deer knows his trick, he starts to clean and fill the tiger's broken tooth. After a while, it is done. Mouse deer puts some cream on all his teeth.

"Ok, it is done. What you need to do is to bite the teeth hard, so that the filling will be firm," says the smiley mouse deer.

Tiger bites his teeth. Suddenly he jumps to the mouse deer and catches him. He is going to eat the mouse deer.

To his surprise, the mouse deer doesn't run away, but just smiles to him.

When the tiger wants to open his mouth to eat the mouse deer, he can't open it!

"Wht hd yu don to mmeee," tiger tries to speak but can't open his mouth.

"Nothing, I just put some superglue on your teeth, to make sure you don't use your teeth immediately. You can open your mouth again after 36 hours. Hahah...." 

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